Bruce Brody's Guide To Romance: Issue Three
From the Pages of The Scrap Pile Landshark in “Bruce Brody’s Guide to Romance” By Kurtis Kenobi Issue Three: Lovesick Shark Present Day Lightfoot Island The Atlantean Aquarium and Fish Emporium Storefront for The Scrap Pile’s less-than-secret headquarters “Hey, kids,” Bruce smiled at the two little girls, both sporting matching ribbons in their hair. “You don’t want to tap on the seahorse tank. Seahorses are shy and stress easily.” The girls ignored him and tapped again. Bruce pointed to another aquarium. “You should say hello to Sparky the pufferfish. Look, he’s checking you out!” Sparky drifted over, curious as always, following the girls with oversized eyes. Like every display fish at the front of the store, he’d been named by Bruce. Little stickers with those names decorated each tank. The cheaper fish destined for everyday customers hadn’t been named. Sorry, you brave little terranauts. “Nobody is better with fish ...