Bruce Brody's Guide to Romance: Issue Two
From the Pages of The Scrap Pile Landshark in “Bruce Brody’s Guide to Romance” By Kurtis Kenobi Issue Two: Throwing the Shark a Dog Present Day Lightfoot Island Bruce Brody’s Rockefeller Flats Apartment “Sharks love chocolate chip cookies.” That’s what Bruce Brody told himself as he shoved the baking sheet into the oven. A workout at Beta City’s KA-POWer Gym would have burned off today’s frustrations, but that meant taking a ferry to the mainland. Across the water. Wasn’t gonna happen! Stress baking and punk rock music were the next best things. Nothing complicated, mind you. Frozen cookie dough. Extra walnuts. Three hundred and fifty deg...